New York Observer Sold
I'm 25. Here are things I do:
1) Drink heavily
2) Complain about how poorly written some TV shows are
3) Work my 9-5 (7:30-7:30 actually) job
At no stage this year was buying the New York Observer on my list of things to do. But it was for Jared Kushner -also 25.
Tragically only last night I was listing off my accomplishments over the last couple of years (since moving to New Zealand) and was feeling a little bit proud of myself -not in a bad way or anything. Sadly becoming publisher of a celebrated and well-respected New York paper didn't find its way onto that list.
In my defence, Jared bought the paper for around US $10 million and I don't have that kind of money. I'm just going to say that I was looking for a publication at around the five mil mark and leave it at that. Maybe Jared can spot me the money.
1) Drink heavily
2) Complain about how poorly written some TV shows are
3) Work my 9-5 (7:30-7:30 actually) job
At no stage this year was buying the New York Observer on my list of things to do. But it was for Jared Kushner -also 25.
Tragically only last night I was listing off my accomplishments over the last couple of years (since moving to New Zealand) and was feeling a little bit proud of myself -not in a bad way or anything. Sadly becoming publisher of a celebrated and well-respected New York paper didn't find its way onto that list.
In my defence, Jared bought the paper for around US $10 million and I don't have that kind of money. I'm just going to say that I was looking for a publication at around the five mil mark and leave it at that. Maybe Jared can spot me the money.
posted by Gordon White at 8:45 am
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